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Melissa Keith liked a quote “Several famous people have licked my nipples. Well, indirectly. First they licked the stamps, and then I peeled them off the letters and stuck them on my nipples....more ” — Jarod Kintz like
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“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
― Charles Bukowski

tags: humor

10,451 people liked it

“My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

828 people liked it

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: absence, amazement, amazing, commas, editing, funny, god, humor, love, lover, relationships, sex, sex-god, transform, transformation, writer, writing

91 people liked it

“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.  ”
― Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

tags: book, books, content, create, enjoyment, family, fornicate, funny, humor, joy, life, people, phone, phone-book, population, sex, world

134 people liked it

“Several famous people have licked my nipples. Well, indirectly. First they licked the stamps, and then I peeled them off the letters and stuck them on my nipples. ”
― Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger